Set Adrift

Friday, February 17, 2006

So NOT my boyfriend.


Do y'all remember, awhile back, the story involving Scott Stapp and Denny's? Well, after I had read about it and saw the proof picture, I 'fessed up to Liss something very very wrong..that some sick, perverted part of me found him sexy. Not in general, but there was just something about his white wife beater, hairy chest, greasy hair and track pants that appealed to the dirty white trash part of my..something. I couldn't explain it then and I can't explain it now. Needless to say, she was utterly disgusted but highly amused at my confession. I felt that I could confide in her because she had previously disclosed to me a little something involving Marc Anthony. I won't go into detail but y'all can imagine anything involving him cannot be good. So, with the new discovery of the SS/KR sex tape I just want to make it very clear that no longer do I have any attraction, dirty/wrong or otherwise, to SS. I'm officially cured. I don't know what the hell I was ever thinking, but the appropriate feeling of grossness has taken it's place. Phew.

My kid made it to his school spelling bee, which was held today. He was representin', his class that is. He was so nervous and I was the good, supportive parent telling him that it was awesome he had even made it that far and even if he got eliminated in the first round I was still proud of him and yadda yadda yadda. Well, little man got eliminated in the...first round. The word that did him in? DOMINO! Who would've known that there's not two M's? Shhh. He shouldn't feel bad, only about 1/4 of the whole group made it past the first round. He blamed it on nerves and having to pee really bad while he was up there. That's his story and he's sticking to it. But for real, I am proud of him for even trying cuz he's extremely shy, like his mom, and he wanted to back out cuz the thought of getting up in front of the school was terrifying him. So good on him.

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